Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Eksena sa Resto

Sa isang filipino restaurant napagpasyahan ng magkasintahan na kumain. American si gf kaya hindi ito marunong magtagalog samantalang pinoy naman si bf pero hindi din gaano marunong mag-english.

GF: Honey, can you please translate this food because i can't understand the name of the dish?

BF: Sure, no problem honey.

GF: What's fried tulingan?

BF: Circumcised fish!

GF: Chiken binakol?

BF: Pervert chiken!

GF: Kilawing kambing?

BF: Eagled goat!

GF: Nilagang baka?

BF: Boiled Maybe!

GF: Thanks honey, waiter! waiter!

WAITER: Yes, ma'am? may i take your order now?

GF: Yes, please, give me 1 cheeseburger with coleslaw.

WAITER: Do you want to try our dessert? Tsokolateng mainit?

GF: Honey, what's tsokolateng mainit?

BF: Fevered Chocolate!

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