Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Aplikante

Isang boss ang nag-interview sa apat na babae para sa posisyong ina-applyan nila at binigyan ng pare-parehong tanong.


Boss: A woman normally has lips on 2 different places. What’s the difference between the two?

First Girl: Yung isa ho mabuhok. Yung isa hindi.

Boss: Ok, good!

Second Girl: Yung isa nakakapagsalita, Yung isa hindi.

Boss: That’s better!

Third Girl: Yung isa vertical at yung isa naman horizontal.

Boss: HmmM.. Clever!

Last Girl: Yung isa pang-kain ko. Yung isa naman, para sa boss ko.

Boss: You are hired!

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