Bata vs Tindera

Bata: Pabili po!

Tindera: (mataray) Hmmp! What do you intend to buy?

Bata: (ay english) Well.. I would like to buy the 2 most popular compounds, Sodium Chloride and the simplest Glucose, and also 2 common spices, Allium Cepa & Allium Sativum which isworth exactly 0.4807692 dollars!

Tindera: (nosebleed) ano yun iho?

Bata: Asin, asukal, sibuyas at bawang! At suma total 25 pesos po! Kinonvert ko na sa dolyares!

Tindera: (hemorhage) *SPEECHLESS* Ambulansya plsss..