Love Quote

No one falls in love by choice,
it is by chance.

No one stays in love by chance,
it is by work.

And no one falls out of love by chance,
it is by choice.

Kamatayan

Kamatayan: Juan, hawakan mo nga ang kamay ko

Juan: Ayoko nga! If I touch your hand, I know I would die

Kamatayan: Ang galing mo talaga Juan! Isang bagsak nga 'dyan!

Juan: Ako pa! Sige, apir tayo!

:patay kang Juan ka!:

She Looks Like A God

A fat lady asked her bf
what she looked like..

The boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."



The fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then asked:

"which GOD?
Aphrodite?
Venus?
who?"



The boy looked deeply in her eyes..
Touched her belly and said..


"Buddha".